Billy Weir: Gordon, Gino and Fred? It’s a Greek tragedy


On Murder Island, amateur detectives scratched their heads and searched for clues as to who was responsible for killing the protagonist.

worm in Greece there would be no such mystery, in Cluedo terms it would be Gordon, with the bottle of ouzo, as Fred helped him wrap Gino in a concrete panna cotta for a trip to the bottom of the Mediterranean.

And there would be no court in the country to condemn them as Gino would have made Nana Mouskouri swear.


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