50 Best ‘Sopranos’ Quotes – Parade: Entertainment, Recipes, Health, Life, Vacation


The Sopranos is widely regarded as one of the best television series of all time. In fact, the HBO show starring Jacques Gandolfini, Edie Falco and Michel Imperioli earned a total of 112 Emmy nominations, including 21 wins, since it aired from 1999-2007. emblematic Soprano quotation.

The show was so realistic, in fact, it was reported that the FBI actually recorded conversations of real organized crime families as they watched episodes of the show. “Is that supposed to be us?” members of the DeCavalcante crime family are recorded as saying.

Keep reading for the best Soprano quotes from everyone from Tony and Carmela to Paulie and Junior.

Better Soprano Quotation

1. “You steer the ship the best way you know how. Sometimes it’s smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can.” —Corrado Soprano (“Junior”)

2. “It’s not a retirement home! It’s a retirement community.” —Tony Soprano

3. “Pour you a drink with one hand. You judge the other if you take it. —Christophe Moltisanti

4. “Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty.” —young soprano

5. “Some people enjoy doing simple things.” —Dr. Jennifer Melfi

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6. “Other people’s definitions of you, sometimes they’re more about feeling better. You have to define yourself.” —Christophe Moltisanti

seven. “Trees, ducks. What the — are you, Ranger Rick? I’ll tell you what, you got a shrink job! You think everyone’s lying to you while you’re shooting them!” ” —Tony Soprano

8. “Sometimes we’re all hypocrites.” —Meadow Soprano

9. “People only see what you allow them to see.” —Dr. Jennifer Melfi

ten. “In my thoughts, I used a positive visualization technique. How come I still feel undermined?” —Christophe Moltisanti

Quotes from Tony Soprano

11. “All that from a slice of gabagool?” —Tony Soprano

12. “What kind of person can I be, when his own mother wants him dead? —Tony Soprano

13. “I don’t care how close you are: in the end, your friends will let you down. Family. They’re the only ones you can rely on.” —Tony Soprano

14. “An adult made a bet. He lost. He made another – he lost again. End of story.” —Tony Soprano

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15. “Is it a woman’s thing?” You ask me how I feel. I tell you how I feel, and now you’re going to torture me with it. —Tony Soprano

16. “You know when I was depressed, I said I didn’t want to live? Well, I’ll tell you something: I didn’t want to die. —Tony Soprano

17. “I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.” —Tony Soprano

18. “A bad decision is better than indecision.” —Tony Soprano

19. “I’m like King Midas upside down here. Everything I touch turns to sh–.” —Tony Soprano

20. “We are soldiers. Soldiers don’t go to hell. This is war. Soldiers kill other soldiers. We are in a situation where everyone knows the stakes and if you accept those stakes, you have to do some things. It’s business. —Tony Soprano

Quotes from Paulie Nuts

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21. “That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist anymore.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

22. “You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that up and that’s your sentence. Guess I’m going to have to do 6,000 years before I am accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothing in terms of eternity. I can do it standing on my head. It’s like a few days here. —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

23. “Your mother worked at the candy concession at the Eiffel Tower.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

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24. “I was born, I grew up, I spent a few years in the army, a few more in the club. And here I am. Half-wise. So what?” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

25. “She’s so fat, she’s going camping, the bears have to hide their food.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

26. “Don’t touch that!” My program is coming. —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

27. “Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization. It gives a true picture of a company’s profitability.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

28. “You won’t believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior designer.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

29. “You’re Santa Claus. So shut the — about it.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

30. “When I was a child, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old, and you two are still old.” —Paulie “Nut” Gualtieri

Livia Soprano Quotes

Quote from Livia Soprano

31. “She better not throw artichokes at me. —Livia Soprano

32. “I wish the Lord would take me now.” —Livia Soprano

33. “He’s going to talk about his mother. That’s what he does. He talks about me, he complains. ‘She didn’t do this, she did that.’ Oh, I gave my life to my children on a silver platter, and this is how he gives it back to me.” —Livia Soprano

34. “Do you want this lamp? —Livia Soprano

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35. “I phoned your place. An operator answered. I didn’t understand a word she was saying.” —Livia Soprano

36. “I will never say a word to you again, Settimia.” —Livia Soprano

37. “Daughters know how to take care of their mother better than sons.” —Livia Soprano

38. “You know, someone called here last night after dark… Do you think I would answer? It was dark outside!” —Livia Soprano

39. “Depressed? My father came to this country with 17 cents in his pocket and never made a sound. Why is he depressed? Nobody threw him in the glue factory and sold his house under him !” —Livia Soprano

40. “You know if I was that young lady, and you came to take me to that ball, and you used that kind of talk, I’d slap you!” —Livia Soprano

Carmela Soprano Quotes

Quote from Carmela Soprano

41. “Our existence on this Earth is a puzzle.” —Carmela Soprano

42. “Put my wine in position to throw you in the face.” —Carmela Soprano

43. “You know, Tony, it’s a multiple-choice thing with you. Because I can’t tell if you’re old-fashioned, paranoid, or just a fucking asshole.” —Carmela Soprano

44. “After 19 years of marriage, I find it very sad that we have to pay someone to teach us how to interact.” —Carmela Soprano

45. “What’s different between you and me is that you’re going to hell when you die!” —Carmela Soprano

46. “It’s the Boston Strangler… My God, Mom!” —Carmela Soprano

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47. “I appreciate everything you have done for me, Father Phil. The religious advice, the book on Buddhism, the wonderful conversations… But I think you have to look at yourself. Call it an intervention. I think you have this MO where you’re manipulating spiritually thirsty women. And I think a lot of that has to do with the food, as well as the game of sexual tension.” —Carmela Soprano

48. “We worry so much. Sometimes it feels like that’s all we do. But in the end, it all gets swept away. It’s all just… just swept away.” —Carmela Soprano

49. “Psychology is not for the soul, it’s something else, but it’s a start.” —Carmela Soprano

50. “We have weapons here.” —Carmela Soprano

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